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95. A Blackman in the Whitehouse

Posted on: October 13th, 2009 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe 2 Comments

Dbarack-obama-cartoonoes the fact that a Black President is in the Whitehouse help with my food bill? Or indeed health Insurance… and what happens when the Insurance Companies don’t pay out on a minor technicality? Will the black man help? I understand that on the surface it seems like a positive step forward but the negative as far I am concerned is the fact that it has encouraged Lennie Henry and Richard Blackwood to go into the political arena.

All I can say is bring back my friend Screaming Lord Sutch. And only as time goes on will we see if Barrack Obama is a coconut or not and I don’t mean that in a bad way but just as it sounds. As Ice T once said – ‘there will be many Africans down with the Republicans and many whites down with the Africans’. Truth is – there is no black or white just rich and poor. There is no black or white just the evolved and the evolving – the fuck wit and the retard. I for one have had enough of all of them. And black or white I don’t wish to be led… I’ve got this far on my own. So, stick it with your flag waving and tears, the truth is that I hope the new President achieves his goals and grabs some humanity back from the Corporates and changes the universal mindset of greed and the ‘I’m alright Jack’ brigade.

It will be hard to get through to these psychopaths  – these men who pretend to care. These poor deranged fools who want to live forever. The gods will get you in the end… unless of coarse some of Obama’s humanity seeps in. You never know, there could be a spark in the valley of the damned as we take them from the devils right hand.

Good luck Blackman in the Whitehouse and my cynical nature is on me once again. So I won’t say that you are going to need it and please will you do something for me Mr President? Please could you write to Lennie Henry and Richard Blackwood and beg those lame-brain fuckers not to go into politics…

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2 Responses

  1. Very interesting but so true, there is no black or white there is just rich or poor, couldn’t have said it better myself. :)

  2. This is so true! It’s not the color of the President’s skin that matters…it’s the good things he can do for the country that matters.

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