Hello ladies and gentlemen there is no time for procrastination for one must get right down to the essence of the point here! Once again…
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The Memoirs Archive
144. Ayahuasca and other such stories...
143. A Polar Bear Revolution… a Fluffy Revolution!...
Hello ladies gentlemen and marine life respectively, a new year has started and all the retards are still in bed, you’ve had you’re festivities and…
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STOP the clocks I want to get off !?!!...
Mid-series special. Happy New Year everyone! Occupy Wall Street ? Or occupy ones own mind ? The Colonel has something to say on this matter,…
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Christmas Special...
Ebony and Ivory, all in it together Get into the Christmas spirit with this Christmas special as Sage is joined by The Colonel, Ron, Lindwall,…
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142. Crumbs of Crowley...
Hello and welcome toss posts and Barclays bankers alike, and now straight to the point for we dont have time for procrastination and pleasantries. These…
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141. Murder without conviction...
Now they say guns dont kill people, people kill people! Or is it guns don’t kill people, rappers do? Or is it people dont kill…
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140. Falling over with Miranda...
Hello ladies and gentle folk the Colonel here and it’s time to talk about dark matters and I don’t mean the contents of Alvyn Lindwalls…
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139. You do the fighting, I’ll do the talking…...
Ladies and gentlemen today you find me in bad cheer! In true fact things have become woeful. I mean, to hear Sage go on endlessly…
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138. The Fly Killer Runs A Mock...
Welcome back, you buch of morons! Now Alvin Lindwall can be somewhat annoying, and I am the first to admit that, but to remonstrate with…
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137. Mein Cucumbers!...
Bonjour ladies and limp wristers alike let’s get straight into it… I am not happy about Sage’s attitude to the wonderful slap stick comedian Miranda…
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