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174. Glad I’m Not You Day...

Posted on: September 1st, 2014 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. As summer draws to a close and Autumn is waiting in the wings preparing for its moment in the sun I…
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160. The Mud Men Of The Fjords...

Posted on: March 10th, 2013 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Welcome to my world ladies and Gentlemen, I hope life finds you well and is serving to be worthwhile unlike the cretin Sage. Sage I…
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158. Macabre Machinations...

Posted on: February 10th, 2013 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Hello good ladies and good gentlemen, I return with more knowledge than a Greek thinker with the horn but in truth I do not wish…
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157. The World Is An Elitist Swag Bag...

Posted on: December 12th, 2012 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Ask anybody who has nothing in terms of what the operating system deems as nothing and they will tell you,”I don’t want what is on…
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Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems...

Posted on: March 18th, 2012 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Pre Series Special


145. Great Expectations...

Posted on: February 12th, 2012 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Welcome back my little terrapins, my little midnight killers, my noon day sun mobsters… Yes welcome back to my world, a world of utter stuff…
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144. Ayahuasca and other such stories...

Posted on: January 29th, 2012 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Hello ladies and gentlemen there is no time for procrastination for one must get right down to the essence of the point here! Once again…
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143. A Polar Bear Revolution… a Fluffy Revolution!...

Posted on: January 15th, 2012 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Hello ladies gentlemen and marine life respectively, a new year has started and all the retards are still in bed, you’ve had you’re festivities and…
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STOP the clocks I want to get off !?!!...

Posted on: December 31st, 2011 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Mid-series special. Happy New Year everyone! Occupy Wall Street ? Or occupy ones own mind ? The Colonel has something to say on this matter,…
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Christmas Special...

Posted on: December 23rd, 2011 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Ebony and Ivory, all in it together Get into the Christmas spirit with this Christmas special as Sage is joined by The Colonel, Ron, Lindwall,…
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