Hello and welcome toss posts and Barclays bankers alike, and now straight to the point for we dont have time for procrastination and pleasantries. These…
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The Memoirs Archive
142. Crumbs of Crowley...
141. Murder without conviction...
Now they say guns dont kill people, people kill people! Or is it guns don’t kill people, rappers do? Or is it people dont kill…
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140. Falling over with Miranda...
Hello ladies and gentle folk the Colonel here and it’s time to talk about dark matters and I don’t mean the contents of Alvyn Lindwalls…
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139. You do the fighting, I’ll do the talking…...
Ladies and gentlemen today you find me in bad cheer! In true fact things have become woeful. I mean, to hear Sage go on endlessly…
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138. The Fly Killer Runs A Mock...
Welcome back, you buch of morons! Now Alvin Lindwall can be somewhat annoying, and I am the first to admit that, but to remonstrate with…
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137. Mein Cucumbers!...
Bonjour ladies and limp wristers alike let’s get straight into it… I am not happy about Sage’s attitude to the wonderful slap stick comedian Miranda…
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136. The Art of Seductions...
Hello ladies and gentleman, freaks, local scum, looters and bastard politicians! Welcome back to my memoirs the fourteenth edition of these unread masterpieces….Why I bother…
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Land of Hope and Gory...
I predict a riot… Series special with the Colonel, Ronnie Kray and the rest. Arse, skinheads, flagpoles, riots and looting gobstoppers. How to get a…
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135. Suffragette Transparency...
Sage has accused me of having a clandestine affair with a famous suffragette; he has accused my good self of pushing one of those dear…
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134. Food and Oil Issues...
I the Colonel am a serious man and don’t take the problems of the world lightly, I mean Sage saying that he wanted to take…
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