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40. Delia Smith

Posted on: May 12th, 2008 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe 2 Comments

Delia Smith's cooking cartoonI need to apologise on Sage’s behalf for attacking Delia Smith – the wonderful cook. I mean he does not know a thing about human motivations. He takes most things on the surface at face value as it were. He said that Delia was under a lot of pressure from happenings at her Football Club – Norwich. No one likes her spring rolls or she doesn’t know how to serve a veggie or a meat menu or mix it up. And, as we all know, the poor women went on her famous ‘let’s be having you’ rant. And then there was the magic egg mushroom incident… Sage had called her an ‘old soak’. But I (being the sensitive soul that I am) can understand her need to experiment with these natural substances. So I gave her a shot of ether… That sorted her for a little while and it would appear the said rants are becoming less and less and I do forgive her for my delusionary accident, although I did enjoy it. I ended up on Hampstead Heath and was naked! A wonderful afternoon I had. I don’t really want to go into details as such…

Finally, another point to be expressed in no uncertain terms is the inference that I was telling lies with regard Sage. Pointing the finger at a Knight of the Realm, the Coronation Street Actor Sir Ian McClellan. To say that he is a ‘badger baiter’ is a foul slur… It’s Norbert Williams that is the perpetrator of such cruel actions. The man is no angel if you pardon the pun! And if you believe that cretin Roy Chubby Brown you will believe anything.

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  1. James says:

    Just a quick note to say I’ve been listening to and very much enjoying the
    Colonel’s Radio Show almost since it started, and it’s made me laugh out
    loud so many times. The last episode, with Delia, her narcotic eggs and
    the resulting hilarity was so funny I’ve listened to it three times now,
    and it shows no signs of getting tired or worn out.

    I hope – if a hiatus is impending – to hear from both Sage and The Colonel
    again in time. Absolute genius, gentlemen… a rare gem.



  2. WHY Thankyou dear boy …Although i must say what delia did to me was beyond the pail…it certainly was a magical mystery tour…..

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