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138. The Fly Killer Runs A Mock

Posted on: October 16th, 2011 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Welcome back, you buch of morons! Now Alvin Lindwall can be somewhat annoying, and I am the first to admit that, but to remonstrate with him the way Sage does on occasions is cruel to say the least, and to say the most it is like he is pulling the wings off flies. You say I am far-fetched with this notion. Well get this, I had the opportunity to talk to one of Sage’s olde grammar school contemporaries the other day and he told me of the young Sage’s propensity for harming others! Not only other pupils but as I have said he used to catch flys and put them in a match box, and burn them in Hannibal Lector fashion in his potting shed! They do say that is how a sadist begins and serial killing starts. I am not suggesting that Sage would kill Lindwall but every man has a breaking point and the use of a fly killing spray in and around the studio was straining aspects of Sage deep rooted sadistic psychosis.

I saw the murderous Lectorial look in his eyes as Lindwall went about his duties during our interview, and for that moment in time I saw in my minds eye an Alvin Lindwall hotpot on the stove simmering away. I am not suggesting that Sage – when it gets too much to bear will crack and cut Lindwall up in to tiny pieces and put him in the proverbial pot. I mean look at Robinson Crusoe he was tempted to eat “Man Friday” on a Wednesday but did not and that’s because Man Friday didnt spray him with fly killer.

So all I am really saying is be careful Lindwall and leave Sage to his own devices, steer clear of him for I feel that it is you that is the straw that will break the camels back. Lindwall it is you, yes you, who is driving him insane! Point is, it is the last thing we need in the studio! That being a murder investigation, I dont think my nerves could take it!

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