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144. Ayahuasca and other such stories

143. A Polar Bear Revolution… a Fluffy Revolution!

STOP the clocks I want to get off !?!!

Christmas Special

142. Crumbs of Crowley

141. Murder without conviction

140. Falling over with Miranda

139. You do the fighting, I’ll do the talking…

138. The Fly Killer Runs A Mock

137. Mein Cucumbers!

136. The Art of Seductions

Land of Hope and Gory

Hollywood Conspiracy with Wigs

135. Suffragette Transparency

134. Food and Oil Issues

133. Tales from Berlin

132. Colonel Gaddafi and his pantomime horse

131. The Tales of a Gay Romper Stomper

130. Smoke Screens – Wiki leaks

129. Twin Towers, illustionists and film makers

128. Oh The Good Life

127. Short Term Ice Dancing / Garry’s New Brand Comic Relief

126. Woe betide the eunuchs

Stealing from Sainsburys

Surviving Armageddon up Ben Nevis

Empire Building with Ron and Reg

Merry Christmas Everyone

125. Poking with a stick

124. Erotic Pulsations

123. Whoops

122. A Stain On The Tapestry

121. Gurkha Issues

120. The Pathfinders

119. The Wrong End Of The Stick

118. While the Watcher watches you…

117. Tourettes all round

116. When Life Gives You Lemons

115. Faith Schools

114. Give Mossad a call

113. Geri Halliwell and Fanshaw Candelabra

112. Truman Capote

111. Saddam’s Bunker

110. With Ya Pants Down

109. French and Italian issues

108. Lady Gaga – Arthur or Martha?

107. Tin Pan Alley

106. Sage in perverted mode

The Colonel’s Election Special

105. Michael Jackson’s nose

104. Jealous of Jonathan

103. Freedom of Speech

102. Poetry Corner

101. A Date with Sting, Trudie and Gary

100. The Death of Poetry

99. Immigration Policies

Colonel’s Christmas Speech

Merry Christmas Everybody

98. A Tailoring Toil

97. Ron’s dusters

96. Uncle Jesse’s Prairie

Knob Brothers Memoirs

From humble beginnings to nothingness

95. A Blackman in the Whitehouse

94. Ronnie gets his money

93. Zeus in a headlock

92. Threatening Jesus

91. Threatening God

90. Live Seance

89. A man for all seasons

88. The Hoff

87. Tales from the old East End

86. Ronnie Kray’s Flat

85. But I am Mick McCarthy

84. Salt beef and foot fetishes

83. Ben Affleck

82. Who is the pubic monster?

81. Sodom and Gomorrah

80. You’ve got to pick a pocket or two

79. Licking Irish Ass

78. Dale Winton

77. The futility of war

Sage is on holiday

76. Jeremy Clarkson and Lily Allen

75. The gloryhole incident

74. Violence & Ewan McGregor

73. How to cut knife crime in half

71. Ray Winstone

70. Anal Probing with the Cole family

69. The Gary Glitter Incident

68. Punting with Sage and Sol

Happy New Year!

67. Billy Bragg Liberal thruster

66. Christ the Killer

65. West Country Nutters

64. Kylie’s gold hot pants

63. Attack on the Pope

62. Real dirty dancing

61. Jonathan Ross

60. The Minogue Sisters

59. Joan Collins and Gordon Ramsey

58. Who started the Second World War?

57. The Order of the Chins

56. Ken Livingstone and the tin bath

55. Paul McKenna Stigmata

54. Naked Nazi Chicken Feeding

53. Mrs. Webb’s gash

52. Brian May the Pigeon King

51. Eating Ian Hislop

50. Scientologists as occultists

49. The Order of the Plastic Asshole

48. Such frivolity

47. Orsonwellian Nightmare

46. Alistair Darling’s Eyebrows

45. Heather McCartney’s leg

44. ‘The Incredible Crease’

43. Herman Goering’s mittens

42. Coldplay

41. Blackmail

Anyone for tennis?

40. Delia Smith

39. Jimmy Tarbuck

38. Freudian notions

37. Invaded By Shadows

36. Tastless joke

35. Adolf Hilter’s shorts

34. Australian Adventures

33. The Potato Incident

32. Bono’s Trousers

31. The sausage: In art and warfare

Woolwich Wanderers

30. Shagging Pygmies

29. Liberals and Nazis

28. Lorraine Kelly

27. Michael Jackson

26. I’m no pervert… not like Phillip Schofield

25. Himmler’s love of chickens

24. Upsetting everyone

23. House of Decadent Dalliances

22. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!

21. Cherie Blair

20. Paddy Ashdown

19. The Goochie Incident

18. Richard and Judy

17. International Playboy

16. Simon Cowell

15. Robbie Williams

14. Dawn French

13. Pensioners

12. The Russians

11. The Osbornes

10. Ruth Kelly

9. Pol Pot

8. Stephen Spielberg

7. My Mother

6. Cliff Richard’s Mum

5. Dead Mens Shoes

4. Otis Van Strapon

3. Heseltine

2. Jeffrey Bernhard

1. Introduction

Stealing from Sainsburys

Surviving Armageddon up Ben Nevis

Empire Building with Ron and Reg

Mild distractions

Ron and Reg reunion

Royal scandals, summer songs

Special: Film review

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The Colonel’s photo album

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