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60. The Minogue Sisters

Posted on: October 19th, 2008 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe 1 Comment

I may be courting a degree of controversy when I say this: I do not agree that we should ship all Scottish persons to Slough, in order to give a home to the Muslims. What a crazy idea! Sage should be ashamed-and should avoid Glasgow at all costs. For I know Billy Connolly wants somewhere to park his new bike…

As you all may well be aware by now, Sage has a new show called ‘Chit-a Chat’. I am not so sure how successful it will be but only time will tell and we shall see. But I know his first guests are very mediocre. He has Take That-Boys Zone-The Spice girls and those fuckwit talentless Australian sisters from hell that have invaded our little Island… the Minouge sisters. I mean, for crying out loud we got rid of them once when we sent their ancestors to Botany Bay a hundred or so years ago. And now we welcome them back like Jonathan King bastards? Oh also… Chantele (of Chantele and Preston fame) will be on his show and they will be discussing at length the dream. Sage said he is very excited at having some persons that are his intellectual equals… Sadly the ex-Pakistan Prime Minister and champion of democracy Benazir Bhutto can’t make the show due to the fact that she has been assassinated… shot in the neck for being inspirational. So; we will have to make do with the Minogwai sisters.

Ricky Tomlinson cartoonNow my friends… finally just a little on the unfortunate  Rick Walla. As you may well know Van-Strapon has made him the first man in the History of the World to become pregnant and after 16 months the child is out! It was done by cesarean in Van-Strapon’s laboratory in the North Pole. Father and baby are doing fine. And when I say ‘baby’. Well! that is an enigma in itself. For the so-called fledgling was born with a beard and was ten stone on arrival. In fact, it was a dead ringer for Ricky Tomlinson – the British Gas man.

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  1. As you may well know Van-Strapon has made him the first man in the History of the World to become pregnant and after 16 months the child is out. Thank you for the idea.

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