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27. Michael Jackson

Posted on: April 20th, 2008 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe 5 Comments

Michael Jackson with El RabittoNow, onto the Michael Jackson affair… As you may well know, it was when a disturbed child star was found weeping by his pushy mother that Otis Van Strapon was called in…For little Mac was suffering. He was having night terrors at the Ranch. Neverland was hard to breech. Puppetry was going missing, but you know all this… But, now I must mention El Rabitto an anti-pedophile toy that had a favored saying that was massive in South America: ‘Leave my botty alone!’, the beleaguered Rabbit would say over and over again The whole thing was symbolic, that is, El Rabbito’s posturing and the child stars fear of the Jackson abode. The plot did thicken, and so it was… miniaturization came into play.

Michael Jackson with Paddington BearOtis Van Strapon’s wonderful invention. As you may well know this was how I came to inject the miniaturized Van Strapon into Little Macs bottom end…

Another point to be made is that I feel that Sage is a little prejudiced. For he said black people have a tendency to wear silly shorts which I found very offensive, as did Winston. Sage said that black people wear shorts like Grandma’s frilly Sunday best cushions. It was at this point Winston punched Featherlite for laughing and all hell broke loose. But anyway, as I say, that really is the pot calling the kettle black. Have you seen Sage’s latest pair of shorts from Austin Read? Fashioned with provocative zip placement… all very suspicious to me. He says it’s just for show and that is my point. He did keep showing it…And it’s not much to shout about. I think these shorts are his Hampstead best if you get my meaning…

And I must admit to being somewhat suspicious of Sage when he wore his new zipper back thruster shorts when Bonsor Penningford was on the show-Sage pretended not to like the famed Bonsor but I caught him Sage that is putting some Wd40 on his zip fastener-for quick release-It is not a nice feeling to be doubted all the time by Sage what have I done to him except ingratiate myself in all the many aspects of my life-He Sage that is always ready to take the negative spin on my life’s work-he accused me of slurring him-I told him if I get a nick I walk…

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5 Responses

  1. I don’t know but I am not a person who judge people. I have always believed that Michael Jackson is innocent. I know he is in a better place now.

  2. Michael says:

    Michael Jackson was a really great entertainer. I like his songs and the way he tries to influent the fans. He is the only one and i thin people won’t forget him the next 500 years!
    Greetings to all of you :)

  3. mariah says:

    that is wrong.HE NEVER DID THAT.GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. RONNIE KRAY says:

    He did do it, he is a dirty man, a filthy ponce … I dont mess about you understand, I saw him doing vile things with Sooty and Sweep…So i cut him….he never done it again after that…

  5. @Michael: Thanks man! I am your supporter. Many of our commenter’s are cursing MJ for no reason. But man, how people will forget him within 500 years?
    His dance, music and moon walk will be remembered till the earth and music vanishes in the world. MJ rocks ever!

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