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141. Murder without conviction

Posted on: December 4th, 2011 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe No Comments

Now Jock Strapthey say guns dont kill people, people kill people! Or is it guns don’t kill people, rappers do? Or is it people dont kill people, the elite do. Either way Sage has lost it again. I won’t go into detail but a gun has been fired in anger in our peaceful spring meadow of a studio. Now I genuinly believed it would be Alvyn Lindwall who would make Sage crack and how wrong was I. It turns out that the Scottish Sexual maniac Jock Strap Spalding was the goose that laid the golden egg. The sight of Spalding’s flashed penis sent Sage loopy , our man Macorkadale took one look at Spaldings man part took my gun off me and went fucking insane. He unleahed hell and Spalding took one in the foot like he was Albert Donoghue of Kray Firm fame! Madness, utter cruelty ! I ask was it the penis that sent Sage into this wild action? Was it the penis that stirred the violence in Sage? Or was it the fact that it was a Scottish penis that sent Sage into his Psychotic outburst.

I pesonally can’t put my finger on it and truth be told who would want to?! I do wonder ladies and gentleman if it is the influence of Ronnie Kray on Sage that has turned him into a violent gun brandisher! I know Ron helped with the clean up job in the studio and to be fair to Ron he has not lost any of his old sparkle in a crisis.

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