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10. Ruth Kelly

Posted on: January 20th, 2008 by Colonel Crabtree-Smythe 1 Comment

Sage's damp patchAlso I must say Sage wanted to know what Derrick Pringle the Cricketer did to me that was so dreadful. I will keep it to myself for the moment because it would change the public perception of the big all-rounder… and I don’t want to upset his family… but I will mention that bounder… the orange man David Dickinson: the so called antiques expert. The fact of the matter is, the man is claiming that he is the illegitimate son of my brother, the now disgraced Wilfred Crabtree Smythe. I think I have said too much regarding the Orange McDonalds Sales person… having that haggard interloper in the family would bring shame to the House of Crabtree Smythe…

Ruth Kelly CartoonFinally I would like to put record straight with the so called mix-up with regard Ruth Kelly (the ex-Education Secretary). Sage called her a lesbian prison guard… not on!… she’s a wonderful example of femininity. He also called my ex-Nanny Marigold a child killer…disgraceful! The man is mad. The industry will have its way with him in the long run… I must say this… the fact is I deplore Sage’s attitude to the wonderful Steven Spielberg…why he hates him it’s a mystery to me… Thank You, Speak soon,

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  1. I’m glad you cleared up the issue with Ruth Kelly!

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