Ronnie Kray explains his plan to escape purgatory and return to Earth by kidnapping Jesus, sticking him in the cupboard with Ghandi and blackmailing God… they plan to take over the bodies of the Kemp Bros…. failing that Ant and Dec… failing that, the Chuckle Brothers.









Listen …… I dont Mess About… Im coming… so all you grass`s, snides, weddings men, screamers and freaks better watch out … I know who you are you know who you are … enough said…I will cut Ya …..
That Ronnie is a bit of a loon to say the least. What do you mean by weddings men Ron? As a wedding photographer, and now you’re a woman I’d love to photograph your wedding to the Colonel.
A wedding man is someone who is there for the “good times” and when thing go sour they run for the hills. In Ron`s case they are people who turned Queens evidence. Grasses!!!
That just about sums it up !
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